Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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