dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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