Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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