My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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