Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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