I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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