Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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