I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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