hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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