OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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