He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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