This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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