The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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