I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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