By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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