i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
