I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
