I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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