We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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