See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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