went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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