She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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