OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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