Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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