im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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