I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You made out with two different species that night
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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