does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
