I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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