are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I love black thongs
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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