508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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