people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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