She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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