Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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