He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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