So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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