So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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