is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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