just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He better not be in your backpack
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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