i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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