he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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