What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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