I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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