She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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