Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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