Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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