Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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