i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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