i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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