Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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