I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
