she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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