Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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