I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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