But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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