He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i came on her dog
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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